Too bold to call this the platonic ideal of a tracksuit? The kind equally fitting for a jaunt to the Spurstowe Arms for smoked mozzarella focaccia and a swift pint as it is patrolling the touchline with eleven of your most-hungover mates gasping and gamboling around the pitch as you bark futile instruction.
Like Maurizio Sarri if he scrubbed up really, really well, shielded from the elements, as you are, by a 90s-inspired Olmatex shell — water resistant Italian fabric, constructed by loving Lithuanian machinery — with matching top and bottoms somehow unblemished by the roiling mudbath around you? Maybe, but can we not knock it?
Take a pew at the van near the changing room doling out magma masquerading as brew to check the details now: the magic’s to be found in that classic knitted taping running along shoulder, down the arms and legs, the handdrawn illustration speaking to antique texts & British wildflower illustrations, redolent of ancient pagan ritual and mythology, and even — if you listen carefully — a reminder to pick up a new cafetiere on the way home after you accidentally cracked yours and maybe even a bunch of peonies by way of apology for absconding from the scene to make it in time kick-off. “Sorry about that,” you text. “Three points, though.” It makes for a really nice outfit, is what we’re saying. Can be worn as statement separates or as part of a standout two-piece. Up to you, really.
Futsol Tracksuit Jacket, Pants and Shorts drop Thursday 11.12.25 at 13:00 GMT.
